All You Need

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

(SANG A BAND ON PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS)

LIFE'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT

YOU NEED A PLACE TO LIVE

ON A QUIET STREET

WITH A GOOD INSURANCE POLICY

YOU NEED A CAREER

A HOBBY

AND AN ESCAPE PLAN

YOU NEED A PET TO START WITH

A CHILD, EVENTUALLY

AND SLEEP, IF POSSIBLE

MORE MONEY!

MORE STUFF!

MORE HAPPINESS

YOU NEED TO RELAX

PUT ON AN OLD RECORD

AND REMIND YOURSELF...LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED

2012

2012 is going to be like every other year.

We'll lose friends and people we love.

We'll make promises to ourselves that we can't keep.

We'll smile and make others think we're happy.

We say its a new start but it's just like the year before.

Once we mess up during the year, we can't wait for the next so we can repeat the empty process.

You don't need a new year to change your life.

Stay glad

I feel nothing

Right, I’m back from my unofficial hiatus. Real life has been kicking my ass and the blog just fell by the wayside.
I am depressed. I am extremely depressed. I am depressed to the point that I wonder why am I alive?

WHY WHY WHY??

I guess I am alive because I completely procrastinated on the whole suicide idea. Then I thought if I am going to die might as well get a life insurance. But unfortunately the life insurance does not cover suicide for the first year...so suicide is off the cards for one year.
When you are depressed, you need your friends to motivate and support you. Speaking of friends, when my so called "best friend" came to know of my plans, his sole concern was why haven't I nominated him in my insurance policy. Way to go "BFF"
Depression is not just a word or a feeling. It covers and affects everything from not sleeping to the horrific nightmares my brain throws at me if I manage to fall asleep.
Horrible nightmares...in which I am falling in a pit of snakes and then there are millions of snakes crawling over me, grappling me, biting me.
I thought if I saw Hiss, those snakes in my dreams might get replaced by Mal-licka, but that didn't happen.

Mallika...not to be

So now, I have a dead end job in which there is nothing for me to do.Maybe its because if you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again And now I don't even bother showing my face to my superiors cause I don't fear the consequences.
So what do I do all day?
I sit and ponder over petty things like if you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn into?

hmmm...purple

I try to not think of the one person I should not think of but that is just too damn hard to do.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." and then 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go to sleep

But I am still alive...
So far, so good.

P.S: If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up

Sacrifice

Life begins to fall apart
The damned call to be one with them
Fear of mortality gets forgotten
Existence and non existence become one
From dusk till dawn
The horizons of chaos sing her song
His soul burns
She basks in the ashes
His mind lies in peace
Free from the torments of existence
Knowing that his sacrifice
could keep her warm that night

The boy who loved an angel

His dreams
merged into the
realms of reality
keep him lost
Away from the
outer world
Away from chaos
He dwells in his own thoughts
He mutely praises beauty
and hopelessly craves
for that divine sunshine
When the everlasting silence suffocates him
He tries to close his eyes
and feels his angel next to him
He talks about life and memories
Sorrow never leaves him though
Jim Morrison, Coldplay and Scorpions
keep him alive
His existence is indiscernible
His soul exiled for eternity
and suffer he must as he dared
to fall in love with an angel

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES
YOU AN ALCOHOLIC

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES
YOU JUMP AT THE SLIGHT VIBRATION
OF YOUR PHONE

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES
YOU AN IMPOSSIBLE PERSON TO LIVE WITH

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES
YOU HIDE IN A CORNER

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES
YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD

IT SURE AS HELL DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY STRONGER

Battle for a Beetle

If you are a rich snob or a sassy dame and have a beautiful body but a shallow soul, then which car suits you? The answer is the Volkswagen Beetle.
And Bollywood seems to have developed a special liking to the Beetle, that too a yellow Beetle. First, we had the GK-2 match-maker Aisha flaunting it. The song "by the way" focused more on the Beetle knocking down pedestrians than on the actress. And now, the Yellow beetle or the Yeetle appears again in Imran-Deepika starer 'Break ke Baad".
If you have tons of money, and want to give an engagement gift to your soon to be better half, what do you pick? The answer, again my friends is the Beetle. This was done by our very own Imraan( no not the frog eyed singer...not the serial kisser either...yup the cousin or nephew or son or whatever he is of Aamir Khan), who gifted a red Beetle to his girlfriend Avantika. So dont be surprised if your girl friend expects you to gift her a Beetle for her next birthday/first hug anniversary/first kiss anniversary/first fight anniversary/...
Comfortable, convenient and classic, these were the adjectives used to describe the Volkswagen Beetle. But at 20 lakh+( and Volkswagen means "people's car" :P) for a car that is only slightly bigger than Tata Nano, "stylish without substance" would be more apt.
and Bollywood, please please ohh puhleez stop publicizing the Yeetle